Worst jokes ever.

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  • What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
  • If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
    • What did the fisherman say to the card magician?
    • Pick a cod, any cod!                                                                                                                                                                                                                              
      • What’s stucco?
      • What happens when you step in bubblegummo.                                                                                                                                                           
        • What is the Karate experts favorite beverage?
        • Kara-tea.                                                                                                                                                                                                           
          • What bone will a dog never eat?
          • A trombone.                                                  
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