Brace for it…. “The fart facts”.. as I lacked in strange news stories. Ya ya ya

Image

Please be advised I had no time for this “in depth look at human flatulence.”  It was found from a dated site:  http://www.thefartfacts.com/  If such content theft upsets you I have complete respect for this. The solution to such issues is to go out and create some crazy news for me to blog about. (Just kidding please don’t try this at home… and related warnings)!

All males out there being told…. “Girl’s don’t fart.” men can bask in the glory of my words.

Let us pick our belly button lint from out bellies and relish in the moment.

The fart facts 
What does a fart consist of? How bad does a fart smell? What kind of fart facts are there?
How do you call a fart? Where can you fart the best?
You can find all the fart answers on your fart questions on http://www.thefartfacts.com

An average fart is made of:
59% nitrogen
21% hydrogen
9% carbon dioxide
7% methane
4% oxygen
1% hydrogen sulfide, the smelly part
100% original fart

A fart is mostly produced bij E.coli*.
* E. coli are bacteria that are commonly found in the intestines of humans and animals. There are different types of E. coli. Mostly are not harmefully and only causes people to fart. Most farts are flammable, because of the methane and hydrogen they containA fart has at the time of creation the temperature of 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit. This is 37 degrees Celsius.

A fart has reached the speed of 10 feet per second. This is 3.05 meters per second.

One person can produces about 0.5 liters of farts a day. This is almost 0.13 gallon.

Men and woman  will fart equally. *Have you ever met a woman who will admit this?

An average person farts 14 times a day.

The most farts take place at night while sleeping.

The most farting producing animals are termites. Next in line are the camels, than the Zebras, the sheep, the cows, the elephants, the dog (Labradors/Retrievers), the humans + Cowpea*.
*Cowpea is one of the most ancient crops known to man. Its origin and subsequent domestication is associated with pearl millet and sorghum in Africa. It is now a broadly adapted and highly variable crop, cultivated around the world primarily for seed, but also as a vegetable (for leafy greens, green pods, fresh shelled green peas, and shelled dried peas), a cover crop and for fodder.

Herring use farts to communicate with each other.

Fart of the maggots have a similar effect to antibiotics. Science is still working on it to make it a medicine.

A fart is made up less than 1 percent of the chemicals that stink, but a fart chemical is so pungent that people can smell them at levels of 1 part in 100 million.

A study has proven that, when men and woman have eaten exact the same food, woman have more concentrated gas than men. This was also mentioned as a greater odor intensity.

In the African country of Malawi is to let a fart offense.

An Indian tribe in South America called the Yanomami,, use farting as a greeting. Just say Hi.

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

SCUBA divers cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below.

In ancient Japan, public contests were held to see who could fart the loudest and longest!

The female Southern Pine Beetle farts a pheromone called frontalin which is used to attract a mate. It can also be used as a gathering call to the rest of the species

These animals can not fart: The Pogonophoran Worm, the Jellyfish and the Coral and Sea Anemones. This is caused by lack of an anus.

The average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet.

Do not blame me I was not able to provide strange new’s today!

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s