Ug here we go again, “Man Cuts Off Own Penis During Fight With Girlfriend In Taiwan: Report.”

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Much like looking at a car accident and then wishing you didn’t. This guy makes Charlie Sheen seem pretty tame. Today from huffingtonpost.com, 

– “A drunk man in Jilong, Taiwan reportedly used scissors to cut off his own penis and testicles during an argument with his girlfriend, according to Chinese newspaper Kwong Wah Yit Poh, as translated by The Toronto Star Online.”

 I sometimes get upset and regret my actions but this fellow really takes the cake. I really wonder how this action was going to solve anything. This next bit from the article really seals the deal… sadly.

– “The 46-year-old, whose name has not been released, reportedly flushed his love muscle down the toilet before his girlfriend rushed him to the hospital. By the time he got there, he had fallen into a coma due to blood loss, according to Rocket News 24’s translation of the Japanese-language website Big Globe News.

The only bright side to this story that I can see is that he won’t be some poor kid’s father any time soon. Was this guy on drugs? I sure hope so. 

-“With only 1.2 inches of manhood left, the man is reportedly still able to urinate. He has reportedly emerged from his coma and is expected to recover.

Is this story too bizarre to be believed? Maybe, but it’s not the first time a man intentionally dismembered his member. In June 2012, a California man severed his own penis with an X-acto knife.”

For all the men reading this with crossed leg’s right now, I feel the same way.

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