# How many miles does the average human’s penis travel in a lifetime?

Guy’s are odd and I am no exception!

I won’t provide any personal data here but here is the math for curious folks.

– We will call the average penis five inches ( 5″ )

– Sexually active years let’s say forty          ( 40 )

– activity we will call once per week ( I am not going to count “alone times”.)

– 10 minutes tops per session at 50 strokes per minute

– 5″ so 10″ for one (in/out)

–  So I get 250,000 inches per year ??

–   40 years = 10 Million inches

–  63,360 inches per mile is about 158 miles.

Kind of sad really. I expected some crazy number.

Must be Monday,

Andy

Happy Sunday!
Andy

# So Andy what have you done with your summer?…….

Greeting’s fellow earthing’s,

I hope you are all having a niffty summer! I sadly have spent mine working, I think I took two day’s off in June? I am looking forward to some time off…. someday?… maybe? This is a photo of the great fun I had last weekend.. woo hoo!

(A photo of before all the fun and adventure began)… Bah-humbug

Please go out and fire up the grill crack a nice cold one and enjoy this fantastic season for me!

The very best to all,

Andy

# TV game show in Pakistan gives away orphans?

Before you get too worked up I am only as good as my sources and I found this article on http://www.mirror.co.uk.

• By Emily Retter:

(At the time I wrote this I was unable to find many other articles on this. With that in mind read on.)

Amaan Ramazan, dubbed Pakistan’s answer to The Price is Right, usually awards washing machines or laptops

A TV gameshow has tried to win the world’s most extreme ratings war … by giving away BABIES.

Amaan Ramazan, dubbed Pakistan’s answer to The Price is Right, usually awards washing machines or laptops.

But when viewing peaks during the holy month of Ramadan it has twice offered newborns to winners.

The stunts have been roundly condemned … but they may have actually helped save the children who had been abandoned at birth.

Last week the prime time show’s host Aamir Liaquat Hussain showed off a baby girl to the cameras.

He then told the studio audience: “This girl was thrown on pile of garbage by somebody. See how beautiful and innocent she is.”

The ‘jackpot prize’ was then handed over to Riaz-ud-din and his wife, who had strugged to conceive.

A shell-shocked Riaz-ud-din gasped: “These 14 years were full of hardships, people asked to go for second marriage but I remained patient and also asked my wife to be patient.”

His wife added the girl was a ‘Gift of Ramadan’.

The babies used were presented by the Chhipa Welfare Association, a charity which rescues abandoned babies.

Its organiser Muhammad Ramzan Chhipa explained: “We have lots of babies that are just abandoned, left in the garbage or other dirty places. Often we just find the bodies so our message is to tell people to bring their babies to us, don’t leave them.”

He said the show’s lucky couples had previously approached his organisation to adopt children, although he did not discuss how they were vetted.

Hundreds of babies are abandoned every month in Pakistan, where birth outside marriage is condemned and adultery can be punishable by death.

And girls are most at risk of being abandoned, as many Pakistanis see them as a financial risk because most are banned from work and families can be expected to raise more than £6,450 for their husband’s family.

The TV channel behind the giveaway, Geo News, has been blasted for allowing the human prize.

Bina Shah, a writer in Karachi where the show is based, said the stunts were driven by advertising and viewing figures.

“It speaks to the commercialisation of everything … including religion,” she said. “Giving away a baby on television is the worst violation of media ethics I can think of.”

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I have no idea how much of this may or may not be true. Seems crazy to me thou.

# Believe it or not! Items found on Amazon.com

There is a strange side to the almost unlimited variety of products available on Amazon.com.

The most WTF-worthy items available for purchase on Amazon, including a “Sexy” sheep sex doll, Barack Obama toilet paper and canned unicorn meat.

# Norwegian bungee jump prank

The groom-to-be found himself blindfolded and strapped into a harness as he was forced to clamber his way to the edge of a cliff in order to perform a bungee jump, or so he thought.
After much make-believe, encouragement and egging on, the Norwegian man plopped headfirst into a paddling pool stationed just below the fake jetty he was stood on.
The man’s friends came up with the idea after the stag told them that the two things he did not want to do on his bachelor party were a skydive or a bungee jump, due to his fear of heights.

Today I do not bring you a news story, rather a must see video. The title say’s it all. Enjoy.

Source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk

# Flesh-eating maggots in ear after Peru trip. Eeee-Gad

I stumbled over this in a local paper yesterday. Hope your not eating.

Rochelle Harris, a 27-year-old woman from Derby, UK, was thrilled to be visiting Peru. But on flight back from her trip of a lifetime she developed headaches and excruciating pain down one side of her face. She also started hearing strange scratching noises in her head.

The next morning fluid leaked from her ear, soaking her pillow. Concerned Rochelle went to doctor which thought she could have had a minor ear infection so she was referred to the ear nose and throat team for further examination.

To Harris’ surprise doctors at first refused to say what’s wrong with her. The patient and her family begged to be told the cause. “You’ve got maggots in your ear” was the answer.

The horrified woman burst into tears at the revelation. “I was very scared – I wondered if they were in my brain. I thought to myself ‘This could be very, very serious’,” she said.

Fortunately for Ms. Harris, a brain scan showed no damage to her ear drum, blood vessels, or facial nerve. But the maggots had chewed a 12mm hole into her ear canal. A brain scan showed that the maggots had chewed a 12mm hole in her ear canal.

At first the doctors tried to drown the maggots by flooding the patient’s ear canal with olive oil but it had no effect. Then the medics resorted to surgery and the medics and found a “writhing mass of maggots” within her ear. Total of eight maggots were removed from the woman’s head.

A test discovered it was a New World Army Screw Worm Fly that had laid the eggs in Ms. Harris’s ear. The woman recalled walking through a swarm of flies at one point during her holiday. One of them got into her ear but Rochelle shooed it away and thought nothing more about it.

Luckily, Ms. Harris hasn’t suffered any long-term consequences. She even makes jokes about her strange souvenirs from Peru: “I’m not so squeamish around those kinds of bugs now. How can I be? They’ve been in my ear!” she says.